Estimated Elapsed Time: 1 week
Jessica actually faints at the sight of the fight happening at the warehouse. The police show up and the two groups of guys scatter, but not before Ken sees Christian say something to Jessica. He’s sure it was something lewd, even though it was just Christian begging her to meet him at the beach the following morning. Jessica meets Christian and they agree that they can never see each other again. That’ll last.
At school, Principal Cooper announces a new task force to help promote peace between the warring schools, and tells students that they aren’t allowed to wear their official school colors. Liz, of course, is on board with it right away. She butts heads with Todd over what’s happening and can’t believe how pig-headed he’s being about the entire thing. She worries about whether or not their relationship will survive this fight, because her friends at Palisades are being dumped by their boyfriends over the war.
Jessica finally confesses to Liz that she’s been practicing surfing but begs her not to tell anyone. Jessica and Christian manage to avoid each other for a couple of days but end up making out at the beach one morning before school. Liz is worried when Jessica is late and enlists the help of Ken to go make sure she didn’t drown or something. Liz manages to reach Jessica before Ken and sees her macking on Christian. Christian runs away, and Jessica promises to fill Liz in soon.
The girls have a crisis meeting with Marla and Courtney from Palisades and worry over what’s happening to their men. Maria lets it slip that the boys aren’t just having a GNO (guy’s night out) but are planning to crash the Palisades football game and slash some tires. The girls are understandably upset but don’t think that they can do anything about it. Because a phone call to the police wouldn’t help? The SVH dudes do indeed slash some tires. Winston nearly gets caught by a Palisades guy but escapes.
Liz corners Jessica at school and asks about the guy she’s seeing at the beach. Jessica cries a bunch and tells her she can’t tell her who he is for everyone’s safety, and Elizabeth accepts this with worry. Of course, Ken is right outside the room the twins are talking in and overhears Jessica admit to seeing another guy. He’s…upset, but instead of confronting Jessica, he acts like a total neutered creeper.
Todd throws a party to help dissipate the bad feelings. Elizabeth stupidly invites Marla and Courtney and everyone is super rude to them. She leaves the party with the girls and then fights with Todd on the phone the next morning, before finally agreeing to go out with him the following night. She watches Jessica get ready for a date she’s pretty sure isn’t with Ken, and she’s right, because Ken is creeping outside their house and follows Jessica’s car. He engages in some light stalking and continues to follow her after she gets in Christian’s car. Then he sees them kissing at the restaurant, and Jessica sees him seeing her. He runs away.
Winston goes to meet up with the GNO group at an abandoned warehouse but ends up getting jumped by the Palisades dudes who set him up. They beat the crap out of him and it takes a long time for his friends to put the pieces together, but Maria finally does, and then they rush the warehouse to help him. The dudes start fighting the Palisades guys while the girls literally stand there and scream. Elizabeth calls the cops, and they come and arrest Todd. He is furious that Liz called the police.
- There’s a mention of Olivia still being with Rod, but they broke up ages ago. WAY TO FACT CHECK, GHOST WRITER.
- The Palisades High principal is named Mrs. Chang
- Mr. Collins is making his students read Crime & Punishment
- Christian drives a powder blue VW van and keeps an inflatable mattress in the back.
- Weirdly, this book assigns an address to Todd’s house: 1010 Country Club Drive. Why, though?
- “Testosterone,” Lila Fowler drawled, brushing imaginary lint off her chair before sitting down. “The root of all evil.” (33)
- She did what he asked–she tried to see his point of view. But it still didn’t make any sense.” (114) [this whole book, summed up in one line]
A (Totally Unqualified) Critical Analysis:
There are a lot of weird things happening in this book, and it’s hard to sort through them all. One thing that struck me again and again was the use of the word “thug,” by Elizabeth and others to describe the actions of the boys on both sides of the turf war. The term “gang” is also used, which is obviously laughable. But there’s something deeply disturbing about the use of the word “thug” because of how it’s used as a code word today for people’s racism. That’s not totally what’s happening here–basically everyone in the world of these books are white–but it still feels unsettling to read this in 2015 and associate it with what’s happening now. Also, the idea that these boys would get so worked up over what amounts to a lost football game is the dumbest thing possible.
The other thing that made me feel uneasy throughout the book is Jessica’s inability to consider the fact that she has the agency to break up with Ken. She’s clearly not into him at all anymore, which is fine, but she continues to string him along while recognizing that he makes her feel cold inside. It’s a transparent way to ramp up the melodrama when he follows her on her date with Christian and sees them kissing, and it’s something that doesn’t payoff the way it’s supposed to because anyone reading this is screaming at her to just get it over with already.
One more book in this mini-series. Will someone die? Will I even care?